TP Party: Choose Your Own Distraction.
Time Pass
origin: India
Often referred to by its initials, TP, "Time Pass" is colloquial slang for any activity whose main objective or result is distraction.
Examples:
as verb: "Are you ever going to study for exams, or will you TP all day?"
as noun: "That new foosball table is good for TP, but won't help you pass exams."
as adj: "The new M. Night Shymalan movie was not scary; it was just TP."
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EST. TP = < 5 minutes

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Office Toys and Gift Ideas for your Cubicle Life Partner
estimated viewing time: 2 minutes

Black People in the Star Wars Universe
estimated viewing time: 2 minutes

Ann Coulter Thinspiration
estimated viewing time: 2 minutes

List of Heights of Famous Scientologists
estimated viewing time: 2 minutes

Barfield: A Non-Garfield Comic Generator
estimated viewing time: 2 minutes

Stanley Kubrick Haiku Reviews
estimated viewing time: 3 minutes

Andrew WKlingon
estimated viewing time: 1 minute

Subliminal Art
estimated viewing time: 1 minute

Rebel Moe
estimated viewing time: 2 minutes

Seizure Splash Page
estimated viewing time: 0.5 minutes

EST. TP = < 10 minutes

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Royalty-free Soundalike Songs
estimated reading time: 8 minutes.

The Top 4 Most Shockingly Gay-Friendly Conservatives, Plus 4 Celebrities You May Not Have Realized Were Homophobes
estimated reading time: 6 minutes.

Modernist Cuisine: A Cookbook by and for Nerds
estimated reading time: 8 minutes.

Charlie Sheen is an Eliza-based Therapist
estimated reading time: 8 minutes.

Ranking of Black Hockey Players in the NHL
estimated reading time: 6 minutes.

Apple Comics: Uncannily Accurate Predictions About America's Favorite Technology/Lifestyle Company
estimated reading time: 8 minutes.
EST. TP = < 30 minutes

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Lyrics Cleaner: Lyrics cleansed of Cussing, Swearing, or Unpleasantness
estimated reading time: ?

Alternate Parody Lyrics for Many Songs
estimated reading time: ?

Trader Joe's Secrets: An Exhaustively Researched Report
estimated reading time: 25 minutes.

A Fiendish Puzzle to Test Your Intellect
estimated completion time: 25 minutes.

Brion Gysin's Dream Machine (may cause seizures or death)
estimated completion time: ?