|Top 4 Shockingly Gay-friendly Conservatives||Top 4 Shockingly Homophobic Celebrities|
|Picture||Name||Documentation of gay-friendliness||Picture||Name||Documentation of gaybashing|
|Glenn Beck||O'REILLY: Do you believe -- do you believe that gay marriage is a threat to the country in any way?|
BECK: A threat to the country?
O'REILLY: Yes. Is it going to harm?
BECK: No. Are the gay -- will the gays come and get us?
O'REILLY: OK. Is it going to harm the country in any way?
BECK: I believe that Thomas Jefferson said, "If it neither breaks my leg or picks my pocket, what difference is it to me?"
|Justin Bieber||Believes gay marriage is an abomination under the eyes of God.|
|Rush Limbaugh||PLAYBOY: Do you think homosexuality is a matter of choice, or is it preordained genetically and psychologically?|
LIMBAUGH: I am inclined to believe that it is not an active choice. I do think that if you get hold of people young enough and attempt to sway them, that homosexuality can be steered into them. I just don't see how it can be a choice. I know plenty of gay people, and they all insist that it wasn't. Some of my most ardent supporters think I'm being conned because I don't realize that these are perverts seeking to be perverts. But I just don't know too many people who seek to be perverts. It would certainly not be the most popular choice one could make in life.
|Marky Mark Wahlberg||Beat up a bunch of gay fans who comprise 99% of his fanbase.|
|Dick Cheney||Daughter is gay yet he hasn't tortured/killed her||Jared from Subway||Drowned a gay couple in a vat of his own fat while cackling, then used their gristly remains as a low-calorie spread for his turkey club.|
|Ann Coulter||Headlined gay GOP conference,|
"I don't know why all gays aren't Republican. I think we have the pro-gay positions, which is anti-crime and for tax cuts. Gays make a lot of money, and they're victims of crime. No, they are! They should be with us."
|Elton John||Wore t-shirt saying "AIDS KILLS FAGS DEAD" while singing a duet with fellow homophobe Axl Rose while receiving a rimjob from Eminem.|