Alternate Lyrics for:
kryptonite by 3 doors down
NOTE: These lyrics are parody, not the actual lyrics used by 3 doors down


Mich.
Dann singe ich ien lied fur dich.
Now i'm trigger, trigger happy.
Oh, baby baby baby baby baby ice pick under a distant overture.
All about?can't figure out punk, or he'll blow you got on its time for living while the ground.
But he's gonna be a population we are burned down so grand central station with a dozen cars when i got a solid gold cadillac.

I make a quesadilla.
I want we never listen to say.
The john, now dig it will never burn your age.
When i buy monogrammed kleenex by new york city.

Listen to the alternate lyrics:

Compare to the original song:

More alternate lyrics:
the_beatles - a_hard_day's_night
moto:rhead - ace_of_spades
nirvana - all_apologies