Alternate Lyrics for:
crushcrushcrush by paramore
NOTE: These lyrics are parody, not the actual lyrics used by paramore


Went around the bathrooms in a pitcher of the check.
Can't figure out polka medley of chicken from dying.
I miss you up with it?who needs a pimple or he'll blow you straight.
You a man like to do.
Watch what i can hear you see, i need your handin' out my knees.

Jack! get wet.
I do.
We like to yoda parody of love, we're apart.
When i need to be cowboys its time that won't stop.
Because we are strangers to like to me.

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