Alternate Lyrics for:
horchata by vampire weekend
NOTE: These lyrics are parody, not the actual lyrics used by vampire weekend


Kidneys on my story's wearin' that life a joke? i rub it was your time to realize, the exit's to die.
Red red red red.
Ride on fire, airline amy.
Tell me fifty bucks a bunch.
Oh, girls, they really don't ask yourself, "do you feel all day.
My nerves.

Girls just wanna sock it with crazy party.
Hey you got on my yoda.
Well, i told you, darlin'.
I can't pray for love.
They come on, before we get wet - o - i can.
Judge wopner, oh i buy monogrammed kleenex by cyndi lauper some rockswhile i need some wooden nickels,look for just jealous, 'cause i've said i'd rather jump we come.

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